Make sure you wear something green today, or you’re gonna get pinched!! Party responsibly.
…at the end of my vagina rainbow?!
Haha – Happy St. Patrick’s Day, everybody! Get lucky with my Fleshlights!!
And I finally return live to Vivid Radio today, as I was trapped in jury duty last week! Listen to me at 1pm PST/4pm EST live, or archived on vividradio.com. For today’s show, I might take shots the whole time in honor of the holiday – we’ll see. Should be fun!
I don’t like corned beef and I also don’t like Guinness, however, I do like my green thong. So this is my way of celebrating.
I have some matching green-ish knee socks.
And here’s a very special green camel-toe just for you!
And if you get drunk enough, you might just see a rainbow come out of my pussy.
Rainbow Road actually was the inside of my vagina on the Mario Kart games.
I hope everyone has a lucky day!
As you can tell by just looking at me, I don’t have any Irish blood in me at all. Like none. However, I do like eating potatoes, drinking beer (well I can stomach about 4) and listening to the Dropkick Murphys. So therefore, I will be indulging in some kind of St. Paddy’s Day type thing this weekend.
And here are some lucky four leaf clovers made out of my butt!!!!
Well, first of all, I don’t know if you guys read the NY Daily News or not, but I was in there responding to Rick Santorum‘s war on porn. It’s been all over the Internet actually. I was proud! It’s cool to sometimes do gang bangs, and sometimes speak about politics in the news. You can find it here:
Too bad they didn’t use my cool Santorum image, with the talk bubble. That would have been way better.
In any case, this weekend I was in Fort Lauderdale for a big DVD wholesale convention. It was a secret gathering of a bunch of people from the staff of various adult novelty stores. A few other girls from the porn industry were there – we all celebrated St. Patrick’s Day together. I wore a stupid hat – and tried to put my game face on.
Well, here is me and all the girls from the porn industry who were at the convention. You can kinda see us – it’s Me, Chanel Preston, Bobbi Star, Jessie Andrews , Jessica Drake, Stoya, Charley Chase and Capri Anderson. Um, I know there is another girl in the photo but I am not so sure who she is!
Here is me and Bobbi Star:
Me and Jessie Andrews – I never actually spoke to her before this weekend. She is super cute! Incredibly young, but very smart, and really adorable. It was nice to get to actually get to know her:
Here is me and Charley Chase and her awesome boobs:
Here are me and Stoya being bad, and smoking cigarettes:
Me and Chanel Preston – who is known for being Wonder Woman in some Wonder Woman parody porn:
And here is me and Capri Anderson:
On Sunday night I did my radio show from my hotel room in Fort Lauderdale. I am going to try to focus on a different genre of metal every week – I think. Last week I played hair metal (like Stryker, and Warrant and Motley Crue) and this week I played Black Metal. I thought it was a good genre to play in honor of Rick Santorum – since he is all about Christianity – I thought playing a series of songs about burning churches and killing Christians was appropriate. Some of the bands I played were Immortal, Satyricon, Krallice and Mayhem. I’ll be honest; I don’t know that much about Black Metal (not to be confused with Death Metal or Thrash Metal – people get incredibly sensitive if you confuse them) – so I felt a bit like poser, but I enjoyed researching the bands and listening to them – I also, REALLY liked reading the lyrics to the songs. They are pretty hilarious – and sort of uh, inspiring? I would have to say Satyricon was my favorite of the bands that I played.
Should I start wearing corpse paint every day? It sounds rather time consuming but it might be worth it – especially in the spirit of the election. I found a website that generated a black metal nickname for you http://www.rinki.net/pekka/bm/. Mine would be Goatat Archnium Joanna Angelum.
Should I change my stage name? That has a nice ring to it.