This weekend I shot a whole bunch of PORN. Yeah. That’s what I did. So whatever you did was not as cool as what I did!
Anyways, first off, I gave three dudes a blowjob. That was pretty awesome! I mean, why only put one penis in your mouth, when you can put three in your mouth? It was like, a multi-cultural blow-bang. The penises belonged to Chad Alva, Jon Jon, and John Strong. It was Penis Diversity Day inside of my mouth!
Absinthe (the newbie) shot with Danny Wylde. They were on the Burning Angel Yearbook staff for PunkSchoolGirl.com.
The 18-year-old newbie who decided to call herself Vada (after a character in Street Fighter) did a scene for PunkSchoolGirls.com with Tommy Pistol. The scenario involved Tommy trying to impress Vada by smoking cigarettes – and since it was Tommy, he acted completely ridiculous.
I love Tommy; he’s like my porn brother. Together we are so incredibly strange, it’s hard to describe it in words.
Vada ALSO fucked both Danny and Tommy. She loved it! What a naughty young girl.
We also shot Severin! It was really good to see her again. She too did a scene with two penises, and then also did another scene with Anthony Rosano who played the school nurse. I know when people think of porn, and nurses, they usually think of a chick being dressed up like a slutty nurse but I like to do things my own way and have the man play the naughty nurse. “A man can be a nurse just like a woman can be a doctor!” That was actually a line taken directly out of the script for the scene.
And then, we shot Veruca James with a new really hot lesbian chick named Nikki Hearts. Nikki admitted to me that she loves using a strap-on in her personal life, so I encouraged her to use one on camera. This scene was shot on the roof of our studio just as the sun was setting and it really looked beautiful. They looked so fucking hot together it was insane.
And that’s a wrap!
I am on set today! But I have these exciting photos from Denver I forgot to show you. So I must share them with you before they are old news!
Here are some pictures from me in various outfits in the dressing room.
Here I am all sweaty and stuff after my show.
Here is me and our Denver angel Sally Sparrow! She came down to see me dance.
Here is a random photo of my ass.
I went to a big store that sold lots of cowboy boots hoping to get some new ones, but none of them fit. Oh well.
And that was that! La Boheme is beautiful strip club and anyone who lives near it should go there. They actually pay good music there , and they serve booze and the girls are hot. Hopefully I’ll be back there soon!
I had so much fun dancing in Philly this weekend. I really do love dancing. I think I am getting a little better at it. I feel pretty damn sexy on the stage, and I love having 20 minutes to put my favorite songs on and act all sexy on a stage. I do always get scared I’m going to trip and fall – it’s kind of what is going through my head the entire time I’m on stage…”Joanna please don’t trip and fall!”. One of these days it might just happen, and I’ll just have to deal with it!
Some of the music I danced to (in case you cared) was by Awolnation, Motley Crue, Faith No More, Killswitch Engage, Murder City Devils, Shiny Toy Guns, Children of Bodom, The Misfits, Garbage, Bullet for my Valentine...I know it’s kind of an odd mix, but I swear it all makes sense when I’m getting naked on a stage!
Here’s some photos of me in the dressing room!
Here’s me in my dominatrix outfit/ Village People outfit. I look like a bit of a gay man leather daddy type – but it suits me well. Don’t you think?
Here is me in my school girl outfit. I feel like you have seen me in this very outfit on this blog like a million times but, whatever. You haven’t seen me in it, in a dressing room in Philly!
Here is me and Mitch Fontaine – my business partner. We are conducting very official business here!
Here is me and my gigantic stripper suitcase. It’s a huge suitcase full of slutty outfits in zip-lock plastic bags. That way I don’t have to dig for anything…it’s all just there. It’s a pretty awesome way to pack. I would highly recommend it to anyone packing lots of little clothing for any occasion.
Club Risque did not only have stripper s- it also had a full menu with pretty amazing food. I ordered dinner there both nights when I danced! So here is me, Mitch, our friend Nick, and a big bottle of hot sauce that I poured all over french fries and grilled cheese and some other amazing greasy shit later on in the evening.
And that was that! Yeeeeeah.
Here is what I have for you today.
Seriously. OJ is good for you. It’s full of vitamin C and shit.